Cake

kissing with just the lips, no open mouths or tongues

"ben and i kissed! only cake."

by lauren August 30, 2003

P.H.D.

playa hatas degree. what someone is said to have if they are a prude and always ragging on guys (or girls) who get a lot of action

"hey mark, since when did you get your P.H.D.? just cause amanda wouldn't fuck you... hahaha"

by lauren August 31, 2003

P.A.

Playas/Playettes Association- a fictitious club that one has "entered" if they suddenly become a player

"whoa, peter, wasn't that your 3rd girl this week?!? welcome to the P.A.!!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Mantinitus

Disease involving the enjoyment of mantits.

The little girl got mantinitus after watching the Juno awards.

by Lauren April 13, 2004

shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 05, 2003