8 definitions by Laura Tobin
This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.
by Laura Tobin June 27, 2004
by Laura Tobin June 4, 2004
Slogan made up by the "Late Show with David Letterman" for Dennis Kucinich when he read the Top Ten list in 2004.
by Laura Tobin June 5, 2004
A person who can't wait until an episode of a show airs to find out everything they can about it, and goes looking or asking for "spoilers" about the episode.
"Oh, man, did you see the preview of the 'Smallville' finale?"
"Yeah, I heard Chloe dies in that episode."
"What?!!! No way! Tell me more."
"You're such a spoiler slut."
"Yeah, I heard Chloe dies in that episode."
"What?!!! No way! Tell me more."
"You're such a spoiler slut."
by Laura Tobin June 5, 2004
This refers to the attitude some people have towards the homeless, where they are secretly afraid of being homeless themselves, so they cover up by being hateful towards homeless people...kinda like when a homophobe is secretly afraid that he's gay, so he attacks gay people more.
The people in Portland suffer from severe nohomophobia, despite the fact that many of them are destitute themselves.
by Laura Tobin June 24, 2004
When you overreact to a small setback with an exaggerated display of emotion that causes people to question your sanity, that's a Dean Scream.
Howard Dean was widely considered to be the front-runner in the 2004 primaries, but on the night of Iowa's caucus, it was obvious that he'd been beaten in part by John Kerry, and also by John Edwards and Dennis Kucinich(who were working together to get delegates - oopsy, John got more than Howard!) and in a bug-eyed rant, he attempted to cheer himself and his supporters up by telling them about all the other states they'd win in, and topping it off with a hysterical scream very much like a donkey braying(appropriately enough, Dean is a Democrat.) The jury was out for a while on whether he was screaming in joy or agony, but nevertheless, Dean was done after that.
Howard Dean was widely considered to be the front-runner in the 2004 primaries, but on the night of Iowa's caucus, it was obvious that he'd been beaten in part by John Kerry, and also by John Edwards and Dennis Kucinich(who were working together to get delegates - oopsy, John got more than Howard!) and in a bug-eyed rant, he attempted to cheer himself and his supporters up by telling them about all the other states they'd win in, and topping it off with a hysterical scream very much like a donkey braying(appropriately enough, Dean is a Democrat.) The jury was out for a while on whether he was screaming in joy or agony, but nevertheless, Dean was done after that.
"Damnit, there goes the bus. YEEAAAARGHHH!"
"What? I got an A-! This should have been an A+! I don't believe this! YEAAAARGHHH!"
"What? I got an A-! This should have been an A+! I don't believe this! YEAAAARGHHH!"
by Laura Tobin June 4, 2004
by Laura Tobin June 5, 2004