Laura's definitions

kb

adj/noun- a person who is mean and rude to someone else for no reason(and realy ugly and fat)

1. Is that Kb person in a fight angain?2. Whats with Kb's ugly sweater today?

by Laura January 6, 2005

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

alpha chi obesa

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.

Definition is impossible.

by Laura April 13, 2005

jelly bracelets

hi i dun it again
but my schol is talkin abot makin it not alowed ta wear em

there is a game when ya loop 2 of em togehrt and if urs snap u gota do stuf
i only wear the one wher the worst ya gota do is oral and i had ta do it on 4 guys it kinda mesy it a crazy game

by laura December 20, 2003

short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

by Laura January 29, 2004

spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 6, 2004

forked

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

by Laura October 9, 2004