Definitions by Laura

convulge 

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

convulge by Laura December 28, 2003

upskirt 

videos or photos or views of up a woman's skirt.

you can get a good upskirt view if you have a mirror attatched to your shoe.

upskirt by laura December 27, 2003

google stalk 

To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.

Dude, I totally google stalked you... your mom is hot.

google stalk by Laura December 25, 2003

jelly bracelets 

hi i dun it again
but my schol is talkin abot makin it not alowed ta wear em

there is a game when ya loop 2 of em togehrt and if urs snap u gota do stuf
i only wear the one wher the worst ya gota do is oral and i had ta do it on 4 guys it kinda mesy it a crazy game

jelly bracelets by laura December 20, 2003

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

mind wank by Laura December 20, 2003

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

motivational clap by Laura December 19, 2003

shastamacnasty 

level number three in the "staircase of nasty"

Laura earned her title of shastamacnasty, but becasue of a technicality in the staircase of nasty, Carrie got a hand-out.

shastamacnasty by Laura December 19, 2003