Definitions by LaughingAloud

Mother-Tucker Carlson 

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.

That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

Mother-Tucker Carlson by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023

David's Pecker 

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

David's Pecker by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

Lady Graham 

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.

I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?

Lady Graham by LaughingAloud January 30, 2023

Louie Gohmert Pyle 

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Louie Gohmert Pyle by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.

While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.

Mar-a-Lardo by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022

America's Crazy Ex

Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.

Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.

America's Crazy Ex by LaughingAloud February 1, 2022

Kyrsten Enema 

Ungratefulness. Forgetting who bought you to power, and then shoving it up your constituents’ asses.

What kind of thanks is that. We help you out, and you turn around give us a Kyrsten Enema.

Kyrsten Enema by LaughingAloud January 24, 2022