Lars 's definitions

hi-def

A short-saying for high-definition.

Aww snap, dawg, that's a hi-def T.V.!

by Lars March 2, 2005

swaggart

Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.

"Fuckin' cocksucking piece of shit toilet. What a swaggart!" -John B.

by Lars November 13, 2004

what

Word that has been whored out beyond belief. Often when ever you go into a large room and scream it, you'll be responded to by many "OKAY!"s by many people trying desperately to sound like Lil' John.

"What's up, dude?"
"WHAT!"
"..."

by Lars March 4, 2005

guinea

Guinea refers to Italian men and the way their entire nasty fat ass body is cover with fur unlike and other white out there. This is why they are called guinea's, much like guinea pigs. That and they behave like pigs. Guinea's are an insult to all white people everywhere.

any italian man that smells like shit and is super fuckin hairy.

by lars April 14, 2005

Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.

At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.

by Lars April 29, 2021

Glort

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

by Lars June 4, 2003

Helicoptering

When a soldier jacks off in his bunk at night.

Paul was helicoptering and it kept me up all last night.

by Lars March 10, 2005