Glort

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

by Lars June 04, 2003

hi-def

A short-saying for high-definition.

Aww snap, dawg, that's a hi-def T.V.!

by Lars March 02, 2005

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 08, 2004

Helicoptering

When a soldier jacks off in his bunk at night.

Paul was helicoptering and it kept me up all last night.

by Lars March 11, 2005

GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

by Lars April 19, 2005

guinea

Guinea refers to Italian men and the way their entire nasty fat ass body is cover with fur unlike and other white out there. This is why they are called guinea's, much like guinea pigs. That and they behave like pigs. Guinea's are an insult to all white people everywhere.

any italian man that smells like shit and is super fuckin hairy.

by lars April 14, 2005

Alternica

Metallica 1991 - Present

I just picked up the new Alternica CD St. Anger, it's so awesome I'll put it right beside Deftones and The Offspring!

by Lars July 03, 2003