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what

Word that has been whored out beyond belief. Often when ever you go into a large room and scream it, you'll be responded to by many "OKAY!"s by many people trying desperately to sound like Lil' John.
"What's up, dude?"
"WHAT!"
"..."
by Lars March 4, 2005
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scranton

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.
Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall
by lars February 24, 2005
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guinea

Guinea refers to Italian men and the way their entire nasty fat ass body is cover with fur unlike and other white out there. This is why they are called guinea's, much like guinea pigs. That and they behave like pigs. Guinea's are an insult to all white people everywhere.
any italian man that smells like shit and is super fuckin hairy.
by lars April 14, 2005
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Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.
At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.
by Lars April 29, 2021
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swaggart

Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.
"Fuckin' cocksucking piece of shit toilet. What a swaggart!" -John B.
by Lars November 13, 2004
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Glort

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.
(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.
by Lars June 4, 2003
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shuck and jive

to try and wank and be cool at the same time.

as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"
David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?

Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.
by Lars May 16, 2005
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