hyphen-wife

A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.
Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.
by Larry Tiita July 17, 2010
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crank shot

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.
So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
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gubment cheese

What people of color in the projects call the State cheese that is handed out to them by the truck load. The word is slang for Government Cheese.
Shiiit, Tyrone I'm sick of this gubment cheese. Ain't you got any peanut butter and jelly in this crib?
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
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internet sniper

Someone who creates a fake Facebook, My Space or blogging ID with the intent of gaining someone's trust or getting "friend" status so they can create havoc. The sniper will do things like comment negatively on a photo, post a falsehood, or make rude comments with the intent to either embarass or piss off the other party.
I got on this chick's Facebook last night. I commented on her photo that her boyfriend was a JackBag and his hair looked like he was wearing a helmet. She was pissed and kicked me off! I love being an Internet Sniper!
by Larry Tiita October 06, 2009
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hcg

1) Banned substance detected in LA Dodger's left fielder Manny Ramirez's system which led to a 50 game suspension in 2009.

2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.
I didn't have money to pay the lady taking the toll so I offered her a HCG instead.
by Larry Tiita May 15, 2009
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shitstabber

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.
by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009
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douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011
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