crank shot

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.

So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009

hyphen-wife

A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.

Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.

by Larry Tiita July 17, 2010

Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009

hcg

1) Banned substance detected in LA Dodger's left fielder Manny Ramirez's system which led to a 50 game suspension in 2009.

2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.

I didn't have money to pay the lady taking the toll so I offered her a HCG instead.

by Larry Tiita May 15, 2009

shitstabber

Fag, homosexual, pole sitter, butt pirate.

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.

by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009

douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

tramp stamps

Foodstamps. This was the original definition for the word, until loose women starting getting tats above their ass cracks.

You should have seen it. I was at the grocery store waiting in line and this crack whore with 8 kids was buying soda, steak and lobster. The bitch paid in tramp stamps. I couldn't help myself. I told her to get a job, close her legs and get out of my wallet.

by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009