Larry 's definitions

the island

Long Island, New York; used primarily by its inhabitants, as they expect everyone to know exactly what is meant by "The Island."

People from "The Island" should go kill themselves.

by Larry February 28, 2004

Westchester

A county on the northern border of the Bronx, NY. Unlike Long Island, Westchester Co. seems to span everything from urban to rural whereas Long Island is more solidly and consistently suburban.

Example! Example!

by Larry February 28, 2004

domokun

The symbol of anti-masturbation.

as seen in: "Everytime you mastrubate, god kills a kitten."

by Larry November 23, 2004

the city

Manhattan, but there is an increasing tendency among the younger generation of New Yorkers to refer to all five boroughs as "the city."

No you dumb Long Island fuck, the city starts at 1st Avenue, not Lakeville Road.

by Larry February 28, 2004

sotp

Acronym: "Seat Of The Pants"

Used to describe automotive performance upgrades while posting messages on automotive forums. It reflects how performance upgrades actually "feel" to the driver.

I just added a turbo to my car and the sotp is phenominal!

I changed my exhaust system to a high performance version but noticed little, to no sotp.

by Larry January 2, 2004

Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

by Larry October 19, 2003

SM-Mess

Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.

by Larry March 31, 2008