illuminion

Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.

This makes them a minion of the illuminati.

Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.

by Langdon Olger March 08, 2011

Gusiness

A type of homebrew stout beer made by a guy named Gus reminiscent of Guinness.

This Gusiness is a tribute to stout beers

by Langdon Olger January 09, 2009

clambake

Someone who opens their yap when things get hot.

Lou: Er Chief something about that looks fishy
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.

by Langdon Olger October 26, 2015

Hafer

A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.

eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.

by Langdon Olger January 09, 2009

Gareness

A state of Great Awareness similar to the oneness experienced through contemplative meditation, however achieved during physical exercise.

eg, you can achieve Gareness through long bike rides
eg, a person can reach a state of Gareness when the physical is transcended while experiencing muscle burn
eg, Dude, you totally won that race because you were in Gareness.

by Langdon Olger January 11, 2009

bevolve

verb. to use spiritual enlightenment for self improvement which results in permanent change.

We don't just evolve, we bevolve. Be your evolution!

by Langdon Olger January 07, 2011

splain

When a Spanish person asks for an explanation

Hey gringo you got some splaining to do.

by Langdon Olger July 30, 2015