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by Langdon Olger January 6, 2011
Get the bevolution mug.Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.
This makes them a minion of the illuminati.
This makes them a minion of the illuminati.
Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.
by Langdon Olger March 8, 2011
Get the illuminion mug.by Langdon Olger January 7, 2011
Get the bevolve mug.A state of Great Awareness similar to the oneness experienced through contemplative meditation, however achieved during physical exercise.
eg, you can achieve Gareness through long bike rides
eg, a person can reach a state of Gareness when the physical is transcended while experiencing muscle burn
eg, Dude, you totally won that race because you were in Gareness.
eg, a person can reach a state of Gareness when the physical is transcended while experiencing muscle burn
eg, Dude, you totally won that race because you were in Gareness.
by Langdon Olger January 11, 2009
Get the Gareness mug.The systematic process of intimidation by hazing an individual using digital communication devices such as a digital mobile phone.
Hazing used to be restricted to the realm of waking conscious direct social experiences. Now digital hazing will allow hazing to be more covert and seem passive.
eg. Billy was a victim of digital hazing at school. The teachers had no idea he was being hazed by the other students until they intercepted a phone with messages on it.
Digital Hazing is considered a form of psychotechnology by some governments.
eg. Billy was a victim of digital hazing at school. The teachers had no idea he was being hazed by the other students until they intercepted a phone with messages on it.
Digital Hazing is considered a form of psychotechnology by some governments.
by Langdon Olger November 7, 2011
Get the digital hazing mug.Lou: Er Chief something about that looks fishy
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.
by Langdon Olger October 26, 2015
Get the clambake mug.A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.
eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.
by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009
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