Definitions by Langdon Olger

bevolution 

the process of bevolve-ing or the process through which one bevolves.

The bevolution of man is being given an increasing amount of attention of late.

bevolution by Langdon Olger January 6, 2011

Leebus 

The feminine manifestation of jebus. It is believed it was first used outside of the Julian Calendar in the time of prehistoric Jebus, where Jebus takes the form of a dinosaur and makes noah build an Ark out of bread.

It is also speculated that Leebus is derived from Sanskrit where Lee (is from Lee which means the great one).

Dude A: Leebus! Did you see what she did?
Dude B: Totally dude....

Leebus by Langdon Olger July 22, 2009

Gare 

One who has achieved a state of Gareness

eg To the masses, they attribute his success to his physical fitness when in reality it is because he is a Gare.

Gare by Langdon Olger January 12, 2009

Gareness 

A state of Great Awareness similar to the oneness experienced through contemplative meditation, however achieved during physical exercise.

eg, you can achieve Gareness through long bike rides
eg, a person can reach a state of Gareness when the physical is transcended while experiencing muscle burn
eg, Dude, you totally won that race because you were in Gareness.

Gareness by Langdon Olger January 11, 2009

Gusiness

A type of homebrew stout beer made by a guy named Gus reminiscent of Guinness.

This Gusiness is a tribute to stout beers

Gusiness by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009

Hafer 

A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.

eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.

Hafer by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009

PJOZ 

Australian homemade projector.

That's a fine looking Pjoz!

PJOZ by Langdon Olger August 17, 2006