Langdon Olger's definitions

clambake

Someone who opens their yap when things get hot.

Lou: Er Chief something about that looks fishy
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.

by Langdon Olger October 26, 2015

Leebus

The feminine manifestation of jebus. It is believed it was first used outside of the Julian Calendar in the time of prehistoric Jebus, where Jebus takes the form of a dinosaur and makes noah build an Ark out of bread.

It is also speculated that Leebus is derived from Sanskrit where Lee (is from Lee which means the great one).

Dude A: Leebus! Did you see what she did?
Dude B: Totally dude....

by Langdon Olger July 22, 2009

bevolution

the process of bevolve-ing or the process through which one bevolves.

The bevolution of man is being given an increasing amount of attention of late.

by Langdon Olger January 6, 2011

Gareness

A state of Great Awareness similar to the oneness experienced through contemplative meditation, however achieved during physical exercise.

eg, you can achieve Gareness through long bike rides
eg, a person can reach a state of Gareness when the physical is transcended while experiencing muscle burn
eg, Dude, you totally won that race because you were in Gareness.

by Langdon Olger January 11, 2009

bevolve

verb. to use spiritual enlightenment for self improvement which results in permanent change.

We don't just evolve, we bevolve. Be your evolution!

by Langdon Olger January 7, 2011

Gusiness

A type of homebrew stout beer made by a guy named Gus reminiscent of Guinness.

This Gusiness is a tribute to stout beers

by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009

Hafer

A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.

eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.

by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009