Lance's definitions

merican

an immigrant that has adapted to most aspects of American life, but still cannot come off to others as a native-born American.

"You think everyone likes you, but you'll always be just a merican in my eyes."

by Lance November 24, 2003

gackt

An enormously good-looking, gorgeous, eccentric, ingenius Japanese musician and performer whose reputation with anime otaku and video game geeks in general has been sullied by their belief that he is just a pop icon. Oh yeah, and his fan base consists entirely of girls, gay/bi guys, and me.

(Pronounced "Ga-ku-to")

"Isn't Gackt just adorable in the Malice Mizer Bel Air PV?"

by Lance August 19, 2003

Bwunk

A variant on bwnt. Used almost exclusively by Jedi Academy players on Jawascript server.

S3n@t0r Cicero: Bwnt.
Obi-Wan: Bwack.
Zaxo: Bwunk.

by Lance May 27, 2004

a good piece

A horrible piece, used commonly in birthday celebrations.

P1: You have the good piece. I'll take this one.
P2: This one's filled with worms!

by Lance November 5, 2003

flyman

fly-man
To become or be half man and/or contain male like features with wing's located from spinal cord.

1.Watch this pal, im a flyman.

2.That foo just fuxin turned into tha flyman.

3.Who is flyman? He's the kewlest hacka of em all, tru!

by Lance June 18, 2004

water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!

GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.

by Lance May 7, 2005

edgeev

(n.) the funniest person you know

(v.) to say/do/write the funniest thing in the history of all time

Did you see that new Will Ferrell movie? He's edgeev!

Did you read Tim's script? He edgeeved that thing to the max!

by Lance July 9, 2004