Lament For The Last Days's definitions

Fag Tag

A rat tail hairstyle. This is the ONLY real definition of the word circa 1990 and has somehow been obscured through internet memeism and a disconnect from traditional idioms and slang culture. Any other interpretation is an ignorant bastardization that bears no resemblance or relevancy to the term Fag Tag. It exclusively refers to a rat tail mullet hairstyle that was popular among preteen males throughout the 1990s. Do not believe fake made up sexual terms that have nothing to do with the original terms. They have been and remain what is wrong with this site. Nonsensical definitions made up for the sake of making up nonsensical definitions.

Don't be an idiot and incorrectly use the term fag tag.

"Hey, that dude has a fag tag, what a fag!" surfer douche pointing at nerdy kid with rat tail.

by Lament For The Last Days February 23, 2017

Phara

The high and mighty Queen of Ninja Video. Phara is quite possibly the most arrogant, narcissistic, hateful, immature, petty, repulsive (her personality and physical appearance) twenty-something on the internet. This person literally believes she is God. Her website Ninja Video lost its status as the best streaming video site on the web a long time ago, so the site now only acts as a forum for thousands of sycophantic idiots who have no lives to lick the shit out of Phara's ass round the clock. If you have anything to say on the forum OTHER than "OMFG I LOVE PHARA I WANT TO SEXES HER" you will be banned. Literally, BANNED. Nobody who has a real life or does anything in the real world would give two shits about Phara. Ninja Video used to be a site for videos, and a damn good one at that. No more. Stay away from ninjavideo.net unless you enjoy being abused by random people for no reason, and then banned. Phara doesn't even know you and she already thinks you're "leecher scum" so "FUCKING DONATE ALREADY!!!!"

LMAO

Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Phara: "Oh wadswerth, I need the shit licked out of my ass..."

wadswerth: "COMING MY WORSHIPFUL QUEEN!! Slurp, slurp..."

by Lament For The Last Days May 12, 2009

marijuana addiction

ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.

We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.

by Lament For The Last Days October 18, 2008

marijuana addiction

Actually, Mr. Mutant, addiction to marijuana is a very real and very serious problem in the United States. Although the drug is not physically addictive, many many individuals become psychologically addicted to it. To outright deny that addiction to marijuana is possible would be downright laughable. Even the most vehement saynayers known deep down that there are plenty of people out there who are struggling with their addiction to pot. I do agree that cannabis is a great medicine, and not a narcotic, but that doesn't meant it's completely harmless.

Marijuana Addiction is in your mind.

by Lament For The Last Days February 11, 2007

deadwood

Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.

Why do I even have to have an example? Deadwood SUCKS.

by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006

celeron

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

by Lament For The Last Days June 11, 2006

Cannabis Culture

Cannabis Culture is a marijuana enthusiast Magazine published in Canada. Unlike High Times it focusses strictly on cannabis related issues and contains less ads and American nonsense. Unfortunately that doesn't really say much. The magazine's owner Marc Emery is a false prophet, an arrogant sod, and a downright nasty individual. He talks shit to people on his online discussion forum if they don't agree with everything he says, and sadly 90% of the users on that forum have been brainwashed by him, so if you disagree with Marc Emery, you're immediately branded a narc and scumbag by the very people who are supposed to be promoting peace and understanding. The entire organization and almost everyone afiliated with them are just one massive gang of hypocrites. I myself am pro-cannabis and for the complete legalization of the plant, but Cannabis Culture refuses to acknowledge the very real fact that addiction to marijuana quite possible, and we have seen it happen to many people. Although the drug is not physically addictive, many many individuals become psychologically addicted to it, as with many other substances. Until Cannabis Culture will address this important issue and stop with the egotistical drivel they publish that is in its own right their very own form of propaganda, I will never buy a single issue of their magazine or visit their website, or go to rallies organized by Marc Emery. I'm pro Cannabis, anti-Cannabis Culture.

Fuck you, Marc Emery, and your hypocritical bullshit. Fuck you, Cannabis Culture for your assuming, subjective "journalism" and your outright ignorance.

by Lament For The Last Days June 1, 2006