14 definitions by Lament For The Last Days

You all are in denial. Everyone knows who these bands are.
Gimmick Bands that have made lots of money fooling very stupid people:

Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz...
by Lament For The Last Days April 6, 2006
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Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.
Goddamn library nazi.
by Lament For The Last Days November 20, 2005
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The most visually stunning FPS game to date. Badass in gameplay both single player and multiplayer. Better have a fast machine if you want to run this bitch.
by Lament For The Last Days April 28, 2006
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Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.
Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.
by Lament For The Last Days June 6, 2006
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A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.
Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.
by Lament For The Last Days May 13, 2006
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A rat tail hairstyle. This is the ONLY real definition of the word circa 1990 and has somehow been obscured through internet memeism and a disconnect from traditional idioms and slang culture. Any other interpretation is an ignorant bastardization that bears no resemblance or relevancy to the term Fag Tag. It exclusively refers to a rat tail mullet hairstyle that was popular among preteen males throughout the 1990s. Do not believe fake made up sexual terms that have nothing to do with the original terms. They have been and remain what is wrong with this site. Nonsensical definitions made up for the sake of making up nonsensical definitions.
Don't be an idiot and incorrectly use the term fag tag.

"Hey, that dude has a fag tag, what a fag!" surfer douche pointing at nerdy kid with rat tail.
by Lament For The Last Days February 24, 2017
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