LOB

UK Police abbreviation meaning 'Load Of Bollocks' which can be used in front of the public without causing offence.

"Cancel that back up, this pub fight is an LOB"

by Lajopi 292 November 10, 2007

Kak Pipe Cosmonaut

Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.

"Why are you walking like that?"

"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"

by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008

Sun Dodger

A Submariner in any of the world's Navies

"you were in the navy for ten years,you must have seen loads of places"

"Nah, I was a sun dodger"

by lajopi 292 August 09, 2007

Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

by Lajopi 292 August 18, 2008

Beaver Lever

Your Cock

That girl surely does love yanking on the Beaver Lever

by Lajopi 292 August 20, 2008

submariner

Steely eyed stern jawed salt encrusted killers from the deep, prowling seas in their sleek black messanger of death

Royal Navy Submariners eat their young, oh yeah, watch out skimmers...

by lajopi 292 August 09, 2007

DWB

Something that plastic wannabe (but not gonnabe) Gangstas in the UK always shout when they get pulled over by the police, because they watch too much TV and think they're homies in South Central LA, rather than a quiet suburb of London. Frequently used by white upper middle class students just prior to being arrested for drink driving. Maybe a respectable saying used legitimately in the USA, but in Europe, it's just gay.

"Here we go again you Po-Po mofo, what's wrong offic-ah, you 'tink u got me for DWB?"

"Sorry sir, why are you speaking with an American accent when you're a student from Oxford.....who's drugs are these in the ashtray?"

by lajopi 292 August 09, 2007