Definitions by Lajopi 292
Nevada Spike Shooter
A hopefully mythical sexual act/prank where an unsuspecting tourist is flown from Vegas into the desert aboard a pink helicopter then forced to sit astride a cactus with their bare bottoms. Footage of such incidents may later appear on the internet. Also known as 'Sugdens Delight'
"Hey dude I haven't seen you sit down since Dawson's stag night"
"Yeah, we went to vegas and I got drunk and did the Nevada Spike Shooter, they operate next week"
"Yeah, we went to vegas and I got drunk and did the Nevada Spike Shooter, they operate next week"
Nevada Spike Shooter by lajopi 292 February 14, 2009
Beaver Lever
Beaver Lever by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008
Strafing Run
Strafing Run by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
Getting off at Fratton
British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.
Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"
Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
Getting off at Fratton by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
Dive Trash
Folks employed in the industry who live a hedonistic and fun loving lifetsyle who's nights are full of trashy antics, drunken shenanigans and wild fornicating, but by day appear top be respectable dive instructors. Usially a dive master or instructor.
Tourist "I've paid $5000 dollars for a week in cayman, and there's an unconscious drunkard laying naked on my balcony"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
Dive Trash by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
Kak Pipe Cosmonaut
Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.
Kak Pipe Cosmonaut by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008