Lady Lynxx's definitions
An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Get the Randomitismug. Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude
Dude 2: What's so funny
Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...
Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...
Dude 1: Totally...
Dude 2: What's so funny
Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...
Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...
Dude 1: Totally...
by lady lynxx April 9, 2009
Get the Fu-man chumug. A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celebrity crush.
Chick 1: Girlfriend, you know that I had to catch that new Keanu Reeves flick!
Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...
Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...
Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...
Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009
Get the Figboomug. Dude 1: Look at that sweet piece of round ass over there...
Dude 2: Who the new chick? Yeah she has a bubble booty alright...
Dude 1: So are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dude 2: Yep, she's a perfect candidate for some world class s**t digging...
Dude 1: Aight then...watch me go over and get them digits!
Dude 2: Play on player...play on.
Dude 2: Who the new chick? Yeah she has a bubble booty alright...
Dude 1: So are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dude 2: Yep, she's a perfect candidate for some world class s**t digging...
Dude 1: Aight then...watch me go over and get them digits!
Dude 2: Play on player...play on.
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Get the S**t Diggingmug. Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...
Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?
Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...
Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...
Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?
Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...
Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?
Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...
Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...
Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?
Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...
Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009
Get the Hate daymug. *Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*
Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?
Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick
Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!
Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!
Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!
*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?
Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick
Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!
Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!
Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!
*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Get the Daddy Creammug. Even though Christina wearing those chaps was wrong, Britney shaving her head bald was even Wronger!
by Lady Lynxx April 15, 2008
Get the wrongermug.