Fu-man chu

A kinder way to describe a goatee style beard on a female.

Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude

Dude 2: What's so funny

Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...

Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...

Dude 1: Totally...

by lady lynxx April 09, 2009

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Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!

Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

by lady lynxx April 01, 2009

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Fun Bun Friday

Used to describe the last day of the working week when members of an office bring in sweet sugary buns, doughnuts, cakes and pastries for everyone else to binge on. The Starbucks Cinnamon bun is a good Fun Bun Friday staple as is the Krispy Kreme dozen donut box.

Secretary 1: Sandy, what day is it today?

Secretary 2: It's Wednesday dude...

Secretary 1: Damn...still two days left until Fun Bun Friday!

Secretary 2: Don't remind me! In fact I feel like a fun bun right now...

Secretary 1: F**k it. Let's go to Starbies!

Secretary 2: Cool...let's roll!

by lady lynxx April 09, 2009

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I ain't never scurred!

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003

Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this

by lady lynxx April 14, 2009

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Figboo

A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celebrity crush.

Chick 1: Girlfriend, you know that I had to catch that new Keanu Reeves flick!

Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...

Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...

by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

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