Figboo

A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celebrity crush.

Chick 1: Girlfriend, you know that I had to catch that new Keanu Reeves flick!

Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...

Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...

by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

Fagbook

Code name for the website known as facebook. This term is usually used by people who oppose facebook (otherwise known as facehaters). The term is a derivation of the word fag in order to cause offence to those of whom use facebook (known as fagbookers).
Needless to say, there is a raging battle between the Fagbookers.

Fagbooker: Hey! I made a facebook! I was on it alllll night yesturday.
Facehater: Why dont you go fuck yourself and set it as your facegay status, you prick.

by Ooganden January 25, 2009

Ficbook

It is Russian social media. It was made for shippers. There you can find some fanfics.

person a: What are yo doing?
person b: I writing a fanfic.

person a: Where i can find it?
person b: On ficbook.
Home
person a: *reading a fanfic* Jesus cries

by Kin_za November 6, 2020

figoozi

A fuck boy incapable of redemption.

Some figoozi just cut me off on the express way!

by deatea September 27, 2021

fagbook

A contraction of the words faggot and facebook.

The facebook account of someone who uses it to get in serious arguements on facebook.

Tim: Did you friend Jake on facebook?

James: Naw, that kid's got a fagbook.

by slushyman March 27, 2009

Figoogle it out

Using Google to figure out how to fix your problems; whether it be mechanical, physical, mental or spiritual.

1. I'm trying to figoogle out how to replace the battery in my iPod.

2. I wonder if I can figoogle out if I have an STD?

3. Figoogle it out yourself!

by BBill August 11, 2010

Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 28, 2021