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A device created by Texas Instruments primarily as a productivity sink for math students. Has long since been replaced by models capable of creating even more distraction (like the TI-84 Plus).
It is true that I would never have gotten through college calculus without my TI-83, but seriously -- what did my professor think I was doing with it out in the middle of friggin' July with all the other summer school tards?
by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007
Get the TI-83 mug.The very definition of a mixed blessing. On the one hand, 25GB of data storage and the ability to record four hours of high definition video, all on a disc the same size as a DVD or CD. On the other hand, DRMed to the teeth and boobytrapped to boot.
by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007
Get the Blu-Ray mug.Something you tell a woman who's acting like a little bitch to strap on a set of, since she probably wouldn't want a set of balls too much. Unless she's a transboi, but that's getting a little too far into it.
I dunno, it just didn't seem right to tell her to "man up", so I told her to strap on a set of ovaries and deal with it like a real woman.
by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006
Get the set of ovaries mug.Someone who's whiny, petty, and passive-aggressive and won't stand up for him/herself when shit's going down, but will be perfectly happy to stab you in the back when you least expect it. Very distinct from a regular bitch.
No, I don't think you're a little bitch because you're a girl. I think you're a little bitch because you're a sniveling rat who I can't trust with a weather report, never mind something important.
by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006
Get the little bitch mug.The most commonly heard profanity in a Yosemite Sam tirade; more or less equivalent to motherfucker, sanitized for children.
That ratchafratchin' rabbit...
by Lady Csyde November 26, 2006
Get the ratchafratch mug.A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drugs. Can be very persistent and may be related to epilepsy.
Lexapro did wonders for me, but then I had to skip a few days between prescription refills... then, the zaps...
by Lady Csyde November 22, 2006
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I drank an entire bomber of something called Steel Rail Extra Pale Ale once. By the end of the meal I was listing heavily to the left and serenading my parents with a very weedy rendition of "American Pie".
by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006
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