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Moosii

Noun, plural. Part of the eternal quest to find an appropriate word for a number of moose: large, rocktacious creatures that have a cult following but no appropriate plural noun.

Due to the growing number of moosii references seen in the last year or two, it has been suggested by moosii enthusiasts that moosii will be the new monkey Realists note that moosii's noted lack of opposable thumb (and therefore poo-flinging) may hinder this.

Of the available possible plurals for moose, Moosii is clearly the most superior. It beats out moosen, mooses, and meese by far.
There is a herd of moosii roaming the streets of Minneapolis.

...A cult is following them.
by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005
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dead horse

Dead horses won't get up no matter how much you hit them. Honest. Leave the carcass alone, please. Ew.
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
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madison

Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the nation's top party schools. Renowned also for its Halloween celebrations, which for the last few years have ended in drunken riots.

Due to this reputation, the word is used at other schools as a synonym for "extremely drunk."
Frank: Hey, we're going out to get trashed. Wanna come?
Ernest: No, man, I was totally madison last night.
by Lady Chevalier November 9, 2005
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turn on a penny

To have a turning radius slighty larger than that of a dime, but smaller than that of a nickel.

Not as impressive as being able to turn on a dime, but still, not bad.
My new car goes from 0 to 58 in a really short amount of time, and can turn on a penny.
by Lady Chevalier June 13, 2005
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fnord

A word placed randomly in sentences, purported to instill fear or uneasiness in the reader. Its use generally references a conspiracy or parody thereof.

Popularised by the Illuminatus! trilogy by Roberts Shea and Winston.

Not to be confused with fjord, those elegant creations of Slartibartfast from the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy."
Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005
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my new best friend

Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.

Also, part of a childhood playground threat.
Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!

Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!

That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!

You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.
by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005
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wikinition

URBANdictionary entries that look like they belong on Wikipedia. We're talking page-long "definitions" that could be printed off and turned in for credit at many institutions of higher education.

See certain definitions under emo, punk for examples. (Wikinitions often pop up when some poor soul is trying to re-educate the masses about what a word (music genre) originally meant.)
http://emo.urbanup.com/1095361

http://punk.urbanup.com/1121102

http://guinness.urbanup.com/1083227
by Lady Chevalier July 15, 2008
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