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Definitions by LaUrEn

i smell bacon 

"i see the cops, so lay low"
"i smell bacon, hide the dime"
i smell bacon by lauren August 30, 2003
no luck
"no boots finding a job"
no boots by lauren August 30, 2003

hippiecrite 

like a hypocrite. someone who talks all cool like they won't judge you and stuff but does, or says they smoke and don't, or vice versa. basically a fuckface.
"john is such a fucking hippiecrite. he's always on everyone not to smoke but i found like 30 roaches in his drawer."
hippiecrite by lauren August 30, 2003

bad business 

too bad
"lost your job? that's bad business."
bad business by lauren August 30, 2003

fo shigs 

"will you go to the game with me?" "fo shigs."
fo shigs by lauren August 30, 2003

jack sparrow 

The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him!
She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman!
Jack:Why is the rum gone
Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc.
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all!
jack sparrow by Lauren August 22, 2003
the guy on the red sox
the pitcher hit nomah in the face.
nomah by Lauren August 7, 2003