LaUrEn's definitions

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

gah

a noise made in extreme frustration.

GAH! my asshole boyfriend has no idea how to pick up his phone and DIAL a number!

by Lauren February 5, 2003

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 5, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

by Lauren February 6, 2003

floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 6, 2003