6 definitions by La Pluma
Noun - The the second largest city in the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier spring break destination for aspiring Woketopians, Woketards and Wokefarians, who need to left off some steam after a full year of burning down and looting American cities and hurting innocent people in the process.
This year, the Woke Cartel will be vacationing in Woketropolis, and will then pub crawl their way back to New Woke City, leaving a long snail trail dripping from their asses along the way.
by La Pluma May 15, 2021
by La Pluma May 13, 2021
Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.
I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.
He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
by La Pluma May 15, 2021
Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.
Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.
PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.
PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.
by La Pluma May 15, 2021
Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
by La Pluma May 13, 2021
Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.
That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.
by La Pluma May 13, 2021