LULU's definitions

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

stizzoned

high as a kite! stoned as a rat!

everybody likes to get stizzoned!

by LULU February 21, 2003

messy

talkin' bout ur friends behind their back or just instigating

You just bein' messy talkin' bout that girl like that.

by lulu January 2, 2004

RetarFed

a new and improved medication in helping you deal with your struggles with mentally retarded peoples

When you are fed up with the mentally retarded in today's society, RetarFed!

by LuLu March 7, 2004

lumfap

(n) somebody stupid

(adj) a new way of typing "lmfao"; describing something extremely funny

You lumfap!!

or

LUMFAP!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

by LuLu March 7, 2004

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005