LUKE's definitions

marnus

Exceptionally awesome; chill.

Dude, Luke is more marnus than Paul.

by Luke January 17, 2005

TMK

Total Mortal Kombat, The Greatest Mortal Kombat website on the Internet.

Have you seen the latest news on TMK Lately?

by Luke August 7, 2004

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005

Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

by Luke January 6, 2005

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

spangly

Shiny, pretty, cool or nice.

"I really want that spangly new DVD player in Dixons window."

by Luke October 10, 2003

Glazed Over

When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.

Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.

by Luke August 7, 2003