Emocore

all along the lines of Emo, but more emotionally charged music then emotionally charged lyrics. This means, their are often heavy guitars and the occasional screaming.

also known as Emo-Screamo

Funeral for A Friend

by Luke June 15, 2004

stockport

Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots

Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?

by Luke July 28, 2008

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 08, 2005

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

wysiayg

One assumes this is the slightly retarded way of saying wysiwyg, that is, "what you see is what/all you get".

You can look a twat trying to prounounce wysiayg...

by Luke May 10, 2004

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004