LMxDurgex's definitions

black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

holiday whore

A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas.

I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

aurtard

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009

up dog

A dog's erection or boner .

My dog is so horney, this morning i looked over at him and he was walking around with a long, tall, fat up dog.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008