LMFMC FUCKER's definitions

White Willy Whacking

When 2 or more guys have a sword fight with their penis'!

Those guys over there were just white willy whacking!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Black Belly Bash

When fat black chicks have a dance off!

Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Venus Pie Trap

When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!

Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Sport

Not Cheerleading

Note: sarcasm is used in the example
Wyatt: The GRCCS boys won zones!
Eric: Yeah Wyatt and i saw a saskquatch
Stephan: Yeah and Cheerleading is a sport!!

by LMFMC FUCKER December 7, 2009

Jumbo Fried Chicken

Someone who is Morbidly Obese

Dude there goes some jumbo fried chicken

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009