Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!

Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 08, 2009

3 piece grab bag

In short it is a package(penis and testicles, 3 parts, hence 3 piece)

I have a 3 piece grab bag

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Venus Pie Trap

When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!

Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)

DUDE WHAT A JUMPING JEW BAG!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009