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Definitions by LMAO

substitute teachers 

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.
She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.
substitute teachers by lmao April 9, 2005
g_o_d_is_here and his sister are in love with each other and it has been said they have fornicated many of times with each other thus this makes them incest.
incest by lmao March 9, 2005

Ninja Mistake 

Something that doesn't exist.

Apparently, fate and Ninja Mistake are one and the same.
Ninja do not make a mistake, you fucktards.
Ninja Mistake by lmao November 22, 2004
to gargle ones own semenal juices
bukkake
seagulling
frotage
did you see me bocky myself and it spill down my chin?
BOCKY by lmao November 1, 2004
noobie which sux at cs
omg im such a sldtn today i cant kill a single person
sldtn by lmao September 6, 2004

big teeth 

foster has big teeth the goofy mutha fuka
foster has BIG teeth his teeeth are banging to the beets of the boombox
big teeth by LMAO August 7, 2004

emocrats 

whiney ass bitches who won't shut the fuck up even though they are clueless morons and even if you shove facts in their face that contradict their stupidity even if those facts are from flamingly gay liberal sources
emocrats are whining fucking maggots
emocrats by lmao August 2, 2004