LINDAR's definitions

birthday

the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.

"Another year older, how do you feel?"

"I feel older."

(example of birthday)

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

pedophile

This is not a definition.
This is a letter to the Urban Dictionary editors,
I see you have no place for any of us to get in touch with you, to send an email or make a complaint.How very convenient.
Is this what you call "editing", some of the people on this site sre sick in the head, and there are alot of posts you should NOT be allowing.
Firstly, it is not ok or normal to be attracted to little children.It is SICK.

Dear Urban Dictionary, ARE YOU READING THIS???
There is a man on this site claiming he finds little girls "hot" and saying offensive things.

There are other subjects in which people are being ofensive also.I am talking Highly Offensive.
For example, the last entry under the word christians.
It's one thing to allow free speech, but this is criminal negligence, and I suggest you do something about it.
Stop letting people get away with horrific posts.
Are you paying attention??

A pedophile is an amoral sicko.

by LINDAR June 1, 2006

lindsey lohan

redheaded actress, starred in the parent trap, freaky friday and mean girls

lindsey lohan should stop doing bad marilyn poses
yes my def does use lindsay lohan in a sentence actually.oh ok fine whatever im tired

by LINDAR May 31, 2006

paris hilton

often checked in and out of

"Have you checked into the Paris Hilton lately?"
"Who hasn't"

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

redneck

the guy who empties his chemical toilet into your front yard

Look at that guy emptying his chemical toilet into my frontyard.
He must be a redneck

by LINDAR May 31, 2006

rickets

a softness of the bones causing great pain

Drink milk so that you have calcium and don;t develop rickets, dude!

by LINDAR June 11, 2006

e bay

a place where you can buy a toilet because Paris
Hilton sat on it.

I bought 1 of Sylvester Stallones nosehairs off E bay.
This is a sicko world,have a nice day

by LINDAR May 31, 2006