LEWIS's definitions

tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)

Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly

by Lewis March 17, 2003

pot brown

For one to committ the act of buggery in snooker terms

Pot the pink or pot the brown? (gay or straight)

by Lewis March 17, 2003

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003

danus

The part between the dick and the anus

Stop touching my danus!

by Lewis April 1, 2003

cornetto

A brand of ice-cream vended in the UK and surrounding areas that is also a term for a long and agile penis.

Sit on my cornetto
I cornetto'd that bitch

by Lewis April 22, 2003

AOLed

spending too much for something when it really sucks (usually an internet provider)

The stupid moron got AOLed when he bought AOL instead of much cheaper interntet.

Instead of buying the top quality steak for 20 dollars, he was AOLed and he bought rotten steak for 50 dollars

by Lewis June 5, 2003