phunk

word used by the black eyed peas instead of the f word

no no no no don't phunk with my heart

by leah April 11, 2005

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

video games

An escape from life, like (see weed). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick.

mother: why are you on those games so much?
son: Everything else sucks.

by leah March 29, 2005

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 02, 2003

zelda

a name some crazy person once called me because he thought i looked like zelda from the legoned of zelda

hey zelda! whats up?

by leah April 11, 2005

goo

the stuff that comes out of women when they come.

i had goo all over my undies when i saw him.

by Leah May 17, 2004