LARRY's definitions

fecalfiliac

Chris - AKA MoFo - AKA Shit Fucker

MoFo is a damn dirty fecalfiliac. he loves the shit!!!

by Larry December 31, 2003

Wink wink nudge nudge

The implication of either a) sarcasm (that is usually already overtly obvious) or b) a double entendre. Can be done just physically or both physically and verbally at the same time; but more often than not is just spoken.
Has been known to be shortened to "Nudge nudge" or nudging someone twice and saying, "Eh eh?"

a) "Scott is definitely not pussy whipped, wink wink nudge nudge"
b) "Let's have a round of golf, I'll let you play with my balls. Wink wink nudge nudge"

by Larry January 6, 2009

Vagina

1. female opening to the uterus
2. insult

1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior.

2. You sir, are a vagina.

by Larry September 9, 2003

dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

FACE

A FACE is a generic word that is used as an ultimate insult. You can be a:
Fuck FACE
Shit FACE
Dick FACE
Cunt Face
Ass Face, etc.

If you call someone a face you are simplifying all other insults into one. The word is also used in an alternate form for when someones mood switches without warning from nice to evil.

My Ex-wife is a FACE!

Why the fuck you being a FACE all of a sudden?

Man I hate that dude, he's such a FACE!

by Larry June 9, 2008