Definitions by Kyle Farris

GERC 

(Acronym) - General Electic Ring Climber - A brown noser; regardless of whether it is a good thing to do or not.

Don't worry what that guy says - in six monthes he will be gone; he is just a GERC.

GERC by Kyle Farris December 30, 2004

dudder 

Brother; alternate form of dude as perceived by one of an age less than three.

I wanna play with my dudder

dudder by Kyle Farris October 19, 2003

Holy macrelize! 

(Exclamation) Said with expression when something wierd or exciting happens

As we drove rail-less cliff, the man screames HOLY MACRELIZE!

Holy macrelize! by Kyle Farris August 23, 2003

Wertin 

(adj) Extremely undesirable; absolutely the most detrimental thing in the universe.

Mom, isn't Donna Miller truly wertin beyond all doubt?

Wertin by Kyle Farris August 23, 2003

skooshy 

(adj) Meaning very soft and squeezable; squishy.

His paws are so veltinly skooshy!

skooshy by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003

dorkfish 

(noun) Originally derived from a Bill Engvall CD, a dorkfish is a very strange looking fish whoes upper jaw sticks out way farther than his lower jaw. Can be used to describe people when they act as if they were this fish.

Damn, Bufford's a dorkfish.

dorkfish by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003

veltin

Infinetly awesome; virtually unsurrpassible.

Roly, you are truly the most veltin dog!

veltin by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003