Kyle's definitions

Montco

A suburbian county in southeast Pennsylvania Montco (short for Montgomery County) borders Philadelphia to the northwest. Filled with a wide range of people, Montco has everything from upscale mansions (Blue Bell, Gwynedd Valley) to high-rises and cardboard boxes (Norristown, Conshohocken). This should not be confused with Montgomery County, Maryland, who's abbreviation is the much more femininemoco.

The best Philadelphia suburd ever.

by Kyle February 23, 2005

Crush

A moist Vagina.

Can be used to decribe a woman or group of women.

From the comparison of eating a moist vagina to that of a fleshy fruit.

"I want to mush on her Crush."

(plural)
"There's plenty of Crush in here."

by Kyle June 22, 2004

corvette

best car ever made, no imports stand a chance against them and if you think you can take on a corvette with your rice burner than you have no idea what you are getting your self into.

Honda driver: o shit its a corvette i better get the fuck out of here
Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy

by kyle July 11, 2004

Halo Humper

One that uses the contorler to hump people in halo, For the Xbox

"Kyle Humps the hell out of jared because he kicks his ass in halo"

by Kyle November 19, 2003

woot

to ejaculate a lot woot woot woot

Im wooting in your face!!!

by Kyle January 16, 2005

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

kool aid

A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.

MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by Kyle October 30, 2003