Kyle's definitions

Brand New

The best band on the face of the Earth.

fuck all you who apose.

Jesus fuck, Brand new are Lyrical Gods!

by Kyle March 15, 2004

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

The Volleyball Boy

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 3, 2003

Tom Petty

One of the best, along with Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, musicians to come out in the history of Rock.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are some of the best things that ever happened in Classic Rock.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

vagaboondo

a bum...a lazy ass

uzi is the biggest vagaboondo in the entite world

by kyle April 22, 2004

bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!

bald head island is great for rich white people

by kyle April 6, 2005

sexperv

one who writes in an online diary about sexual escapades.

kim said, "that was the best sex i ever had!"
kyle said, "ewwww sexperv!"

by kyle January 7, 2004