Kyle's definitions

penis wrinkle

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.

josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!

by kyle March 22, 2005

Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.

Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!

by Kyle March 22, 2005

cruds

slang for marijuana/weed

You got any cruds to sell?

by Kyle March 21, 2005

The Episcopal Academy

For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.

"that kid's a loser"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"

by Kyle March 21, 2005

Agnes Irwin

three words: Spread Eagle Village

"she's a whore"
"she's an AIS girl"

by Kyle March 21, 2005

Kingspade

Quite possibly the best rapping artist to ever be created, their music is brilliant, flawless sound and tunes. Most probably located in California.

I listened to kingspade last night, it was the shiz!

by Kyle March 20, 2005

Sean Penn

One of the greatest actors out now and easily the best of his generation. But his talent is overlooked over his temper tantrums, anti-Hollywood attitude and sour sense of humor. But he's one of my favorites. You can't hate someone you don't know personally.

Too many dipshits base an actor on their personality. You guys don't know them to judge.

by Kyle March 20, 2005