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by Kyle January 7, 2004
Get the salt mug.A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
by Kyle September 7, 2004
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by Kyle June 2, 2003
Get the Stiggo mug.The creature that lives between dan moore's legs. Originaly a mispronunciation of the mythical sand creature on the planet tatooine. Sarlac AFter the mispronounciation, the beast became a combination of the Sarlac and the pokemon Snorelax
by kyle December 7, 2004
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Get the Dank mug.Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.
by Kyle February 19, 2005
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