Kyle's definitions

Joga Bonita

Play Beautiful

as popularized by nike's soccer commercials

Joga Bonita! Play Beautiful!

by Kyle May 30, 2006

Shit Tart

When a girl takes a crap and wipes back to front....ewwwwww

Man I went down on her and relized it was a shit tart!

by Kyle September 17, 2003

Duck

When a female "ducks" under a desk, table, or under the dashboard to give you head.

"Hey Marelle. Can I get a duck?"

by kyle May 12, 2004

Los Angeles

The second largest city in America (NYC is number 1). A city where you will always find something to do worthwhile. It has nice weather with much cultural diversity but LA has its reputation for smoggy air, traffic, crime and it's a very sprawled-out city.

Despite its flaws, I wouldn't mind moving there eventually. I despise the lame city I live in called Portland.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

IL

(I) (L)augh
Defined as I Laugh
When something is funny and you want to say LOL, you can now say IL meaning I Laugh

dobe678: Your mom's funny
dersursine: IL

by Kyle November 18, 2004

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005

Poopshit

Possessing of characteristics socially defined and abnormally below average, ie. Stupid, retarded, moronic, idiotic.

Extreme below average I.Q.

Example 1:
Ryan Chambers' name is Poopshit.

Example 2:
Man 1: "Who is Poopshit?"
Man 2: "Ryan Chambers IS Poopshit!"

by Kyle July 21, 2004