Kyle's definitions

Montco

A suburbian county in southeast Pennsylvania Montco (short for Montgomery County) borders Philadelphia to the northwest. Filled with a wide range of people, Montco has everything from upscale mansions (Blue Bell, Gwynedd Valley) to high-rises and cardboard boxes (Norristown, Conshohocken). This should not be confused with Montgomery County, Maryland, who's abbreviation is the much more femininemoco.

The best Philadelphia suburd ever.

by Kyle February 23, 2005

rug burn

what happens when you fuck with no lube

Dude I got major rug burn because I didn't use any KY.

by kyle March 25, 2005

flip some soup

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and the woman tries to flip the semen over using only her tounge.

Dude, my gf just flipped my soup!

by Kyle November 11, 2003

Shat

Past tense meaning one has alreadi shit themself and is now in the stages of self humiliation and sadness. Was commonly used to describe dieing people by the Greeks, ie. Damn hes shat it.

Omg i have shat myself,
HAHA u scared him with a mexican hat so he shat himself

by Kyle September 6, 2004

Crush

A moist Vagina.

Can be used to decribe a woman or group of women.

From the comparison of eating a moist vagina to that of a fleshy fruit.

"I want to mush on her Crush."

(plural)
"There's plenty of Crush in here."

by Kyle June 22, 2004

nung

A term for eating out a girls pussy.

"That pussy tastes good, nung."

by Kyle November 16, 2006

Oregon

An economically-damaged state where many morons actually move in. Aren't they aware of Oregon's economy and how hard it is to get a job? An overall boring state that's probably good for snowboarders and skiers, but for everyone else, it really sucks. Don't move here. It's a state where boredom would eat away at you like a skin disease.

People say I should move to California. Maybe I'll take that under advisement.

by Kyle February 27, 2005