Kurt NG UD's definitions

tews

Another word for to.

ma: daiv gohe tews teh shawp!1
daiv: omgf plzban!1

by Kurt NG UD September 25, 2004

heh

Just lol basically..

TEH LOLLERGATE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY THE HEHERGATE

what is the world coming to?

by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004

plank

A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004

Pulp

Mush.A sticky solid/liquid.

I beat him to a pulp with my pulp stick

by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004

ttyl

Said instead of Bye bye, speak to you sometime next shit-mas!

Talk to you later.

<jim>Bye bye! Speak to you next shit-mas!
<smart-guy>ttyl

by Kurt NG UD September 18, 2004

digguh

One day a white person heard a black oerson say nigguh, and decided it was cool, and so he went round calling his friends, his nigguhs, and as you can guess, he got twatted many times, so he decided it would be cool if white people could use it aswell, but its said like the opposite of nigga, which is geek...so..it looks a bit like this:

What is up, My best digguh, who is helping me become the greatest pi student the world has ever seen, how spelded to see one!

by Kurt NG UD September 18, 2004

lotp

'Lord Of The Pimps' A film..

"That guy has no shoes on, time for stalking, gandork!"

by Kurt NG UD September 18, 2004