Definitions by Kunstable
Craigavon
A supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. Developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from Belfast.
Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!
Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!
urban dictionary editors
a load of wankers that always choose not to publish your entries for some unknown reason. probably due to the fact that they are american and dont understand irish humour. or they are crap at geography.
urban dictionary editors by kunstable March 14, 2007
10 deal
a now sadly out of use measurment of cannabis,that cost ten pounds.good if you were skint,but usually appeared not much unlike a spiders leg.
the brew
also known as the dole,unemployment benefit,or officially jobseekers allowance.quite a marvellous creation,it is how the majority of people support their drink and drug habits around craigavon and indeed throughout northern ireland
progression to a better paid benefit such as DLA or incapacity benefit is usually desirable.
progression to a better paid benefit such as DLA or incapacity benefit is usually desirable.
buckfast
the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".
chin bar walloped
a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.
last night i was chin bar walloped
did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!
did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!
chin bar walloped by Kunstable January 18, 2007
ulster fry
probably one of the most delicious dishes ever to be created,the ulster fry is like manna from heaven.sunday morning is the best time to enjoy one of these greasy,high cholesterol wonders.a chief fry will usually contain
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.
to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.
to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast
me:"here ma make us a ulster fry there"
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."
ulster fry by Kunstable January 18, 2007