Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

light-up

a) To light a cigarette
b) To fire many bullets in a short period of time, not neccesarily with an automatic weapon

Light-up this fag (ciggie)

Light-up this fag (queer)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

knocking shop

Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.

Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.

Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Alice in wonderland

(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.


(v.) to be dazed or high

Alice in wonderland is a cool kids' movie



She's alice in wonderland, give her a smack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004