70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Ride the punani

(v.) sexual intercourse, as famed by Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.

He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

woman of the town

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004