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viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.
Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
mugGet the viagramug.

appeasement

These are the other definitions containing this term:


protest warrior
pinko
prowar protestor
antiwar protestor
Tamim
bill clinton
diplomacy


Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.
"An appeaser is one who feeds a lion, hoping it will eat him last"

--Winston Churchill
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the appeasementmug.

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.
*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*
by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004
mugGet the i smell baconmug.

lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia
vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!
by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004
mugGet the lieutenant danmug.

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.
blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the i bone sheepmug.

outfit

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.
The outfit that backs madonna
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004
mugGet the outfitmug.

lend lease act

What I've apparantley failed to mention, senor jb has failed to correct.

His incorrect and quite preposterous assertion that 'by the turn of the nineteenth century it was already producing more industrial goods than the rest of the world' is very much a joke. How 4.6% of the worlds population, living in 6.1% fo the total land area of the world can outproduce the rest of it is beyond logical thinking. While the united states may have been the country producing the most industrial goods, it was unlikely that per person it was the most or was, as this joker claims, making more than the rest of the world combined. The next coherable sentence (jb sure is smoking something, which is affecting his 'facts' and understandable english. Give me some of what you're smoking!) is about a status quo being interrupted? I'll assume this is a piss poor pseudo-intellectual statement, and that you actually meant I'm angry at america for whatever reason. Elaborate.


And didn't the commies in yugoslavia fund themselves with he marshall plan money?
You gotta learn revisionist history, and ease off the waccy baccy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
mugGet the lend lease actmug.

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