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hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.
Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
mugGet the hit the nail on the headmug.

DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.
Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the DB9mug.

bear market

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.
In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the bear marketmug.

flank

The extreme left or right of a military formation. The following is an extract:

Flank attack (Mil.), an attack upon the side of an army or body of troops, distinguished from one upon its front or rear.

Flank company (Mil.), a certain number of troops drawn up on the right or left of a battalion; usually grenadiers, light infantry, or riflemen.

Flank defense (Fort.), protection of a work against undue exposure to an enemy's direct fire, by means of the fire from other works, sweeping the ground in its front.

Flank en potence (Mil.), any part of the right or left wing formed at a projecting angle with the line.

Flank files, the first men on the right, and the last on the left, of a company, battalion, etc.

Flank march, a march made parallel or obliquely to an enemy's position, in order to turn it or to attack him on the flank.

Flank movement, a change of march by an army, or portion of one, in order to turn one or both wings of the enemy, or to take up a new position.

Flanks of a frontier, salient points in a national boundary, strengthened to protect the frontier against hostile incursion.

Flank patrol, detachments acting independently of the column of an army, but patrolling along its flanks, to secure it against surprise and to observe the movements of the enemy.
An out-flanking manoeuvre.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the flankmug.

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'!

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."
Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
mugGet the Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'!mug.

sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.
Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
mugGet the sex symbolmug.

they deserve eachother

(Idiom) Two people of questionable ethics or dislikeable personalities with a common goal or hobby.
Eliturk and butt licka are so retarded and fuckin' dumb, they desrve eachother.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the they deserve eachothermug.

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