lidl

The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.

The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

knocked for six

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.

I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

LWT

London weeked television. Shown only in and around London on ITV.

LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

insult-definition

A definition on urbandictionary designed to flame another. Usually on an external party, but regular users tend to make such definitions about other users. Some of the best are the flames about psycho bitch by G-union, although some have now been deleted.

This may include posting under another users' accepted screen-name to write a definition questioning the parentage or sexual orientation of the user.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 02, 2004

AOL disk

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.

I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004

colonic

See colonic irrigation

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004