Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

chrome dome

Person with a bald, shiny head.

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

so yesterday

Something which was once popular, until it went uber-mainstream, and has now become passé

Grunge is so yesterday, get over it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus February 18, 2007

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

grey market

Not quite the black market, something of a grey area. Basically involves buying goods in bulk in foreign countries where they are cheaper, then shipping them to richer countries to sell at a cheaper price than elsewhere in those countries.

Levi's on the grey market, ok?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Royalties

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.

That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004