Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the black cabmug. (n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.
by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
Get the the butcher boymug. Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.
Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Your perception ofmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the open old woundsmug. (v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the cum toothpastemug. (n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.
(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the landslidemug. Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the rural+urbanmug.