Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

rubix cube

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.

You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

biblical scale

See biblical proportions

We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Paper or plastic?

(Idiom) Cash or Credit card?

Paper or plastic, Coco Mademoiselle?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

the op

(n.) Contraction for "The operation". Usually, said in context to something else.

On the subject of transsexuals



"He had the op and became a "woman", says I"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

reason be

The reason is.

Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004