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I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the hungry like the wolf mug.Within three generations, new money will become aristocracy as a general rule. Marriage into upper classes will make it two generations.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Get the paddy mug.a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies
b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.
b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the create dead bodies mug."You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"
When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution mug.by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
Get the I'll shit 'em mug.After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.
I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
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