1171 definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 21, 2004

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-fu Jesus May 9, 2004

torrential downpour

See British weather

I love a good ol' torrential downpour now and then.

by Kung-fu Jesus May 7, 2004

flagged soldier

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.

He is a flagged soldier.

by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.

The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.

by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004

astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.

That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.

by Kung-fu Jesus May 1, 2004

hold-up

To present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism.

The was a hold-up in the bank, but the cops knew about it.

by Kung-fu Jesus April 23, 2004