the chickens are coming home to roost

*Looks around at the chickens*


HOLY SHIT! You're right!

*runs the fuck away*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

rat race

The scramble involved in a city job.

I love the rat race, even if many people do not.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

A ridiculous "comedy" that will quite likely be named "worst tv show ever" within ten years. Racist and retarded. Snoop should've stuck to rap; sketch shows aren't his thing.

Naff Naff Naff, said the dog, after watching doggy fizzle.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.

Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004