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sup?

"What's up?", as in "how are you" or "what's on your mind?"
The pound against the dollar? The euro against the yen?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.
HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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gay

The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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[]

A badly drawn square...how un-tarantino.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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power rangers

early-mid 90's kids' television show that had a kick-ass first season.

After that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. Season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.
How power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the Universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we'll never know.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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appeasement

These are the other definitions containing this term:


protest warrior
pinko
prowar protestor
antiwar protestor
Tamim
bill clinton
diplomacy


Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.
"An appeaser is one who feeds a lion, hoping it will eat him last"

--Winston Churchill
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.
That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006
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