AOL disk

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.

I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

by kung-fu jesus September 06, 2004

chrome dome

Person with a bald, shiny head.

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004