Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

belly snot

(v.) To lean over when sneezing heavily and sneezing all over your or someone else's stomach.

Eww, the small girl over there got belly snotted by your brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

chinkypot

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

180

(v.) To turn around in one's attitude and actions.


(v.) When snowboarding, skating, bmxing or similar, a 180 is turning the medium around quickly.


Both definitions are from 180 degrees, a half-turn.

A) He did a complete 180 after the Germans attacked.

B) He pulled off a 180.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Eliturk

(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.

Eliturk made several definitions of Greek

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

up di batty

(v.) anal sex, buggery.

"Let's ave sum up di batty" said Eliturk to the cow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

me Julie

(n.) One's girlfriend a female acquintance. Julie is interchangeable with your girlfriends' name.

She turns me on with her big babylons.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004